He wants to build a “porn family” in an expensive mansion in LA. Is there anything Charlie Sheen can’t do?
And that mysterious intestinal malady he was recently admitted into the hospital for? Hiatal hernia…from “laughing too hard”. Is there any possible way the Karma folks can start selling tickets to Charlie Sheen’s parties?
People seem to love shooting up school board meetings. Protip: Do not, I repeat do not get into a gunfight with a cop (or former cop). Their aim is quite simply going to be better than yours:
<snip> “Mike Jones, a former police officer, bolted in. Police said Wednesday the pair exchanged at least 14 shots, with Jones hitting Duke four times, felling him”
Now I don’t know how many shots this former cop took, lets assume he took 7. 4 out of 7 is quite good when someone is shooting back.
Still leaves the ranks of “Major”, “Colonel”, and “General” available.
For $10 you get an airlock and 6 packets of specially designed yeast. 48 hours later you have 64oz of 14% hooch. Linky
I think there might be money to be made selling this to bums.
Apparently a pound of flesh is worth about 128 fl. ounces of delicious blood. I’m beginning to feel maybe even scientists are a little too caught up in this Vampire obsession.
In local news related to this, DC will likely be making its case that Anacostia is actually a city in Virginia based on a recent google image search.
Good ol’ Charlie Sheen. He never dissappoints.
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